HelloBard Blog » Life http://blog.hellobard.com Bard's Tales of Squids, Illustration and Design Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:49:22 +0000 en hourly 1 RETURN FROM THE AMERICAS http://blog.hellobard.com/2007/11/11/return-from-the-americas/ http://blog.hellobard.com/2007/11/11/return-from-the-americas/#comments Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:59:59 +0000 Bard http://blog.hellobard.com/2007/11/11/return-from-the-americas/


USAI have returned from the land of grandeur and cheap guns, guns and guns!I spent a week visiting my girlfriend in Ft. Collins, Colorado. We perused the lands and drove for days around what felt like the entire country but amazingly turned out to only be the parking lot of Walmart. They weren't kidding when they said everything is big in America.Well, I am back and hard at work. Technically I can't show this (Hi Jo!), but I figure it's fine:DesktopMag  So there, the blog is back. Thanks to Jamie for pointing out the death of my blog. I hope you now find my page more fun to re-read! If not, then this is for you:Space Monkey!

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Mac Pro Yeah yeah yeah, i'm being a big geek by posting this, but really, this is the start of a new life for me. I've waited several months for Apple to release their 8-core Macs, five to be exact, and when they finally did, they did so at a price I couldn't even afford. Bah! Well, regardless, this new machine is still a beast with its 2x2.66Ghz Xeon processors and I've have a stupid grin on my face ever since it arrived. Such....power... I could destroy a village with this thing! Provided it had lasers. And legs, I guess. Hmm.. Didn't think that analogy through did I?So, I give you:the Halfsquid.

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PWNAGE
One of the greatest things about moving to Norway again, aside from the lenient laws regarding riding around on polar bears, is definitively that I get to snowboard in the winter. I went to the nearest mountain last weekend with my aunt, my brother and his girlfriend, and it was pure joy to ride around for a whole day! Can't wait to do it again! :D

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Board
Ahhhh...the joy of getting this puppy for an unbelievabley small price (only one night of gigolo action! with a girl too!! imagine the luck) can just barely be put into words. Those words would probably end up being something like 'titsquid' or 'nutflop' seeing as I'm not too good with that sort of stuff. But yes, finally; I got a new board.

After 8 years of riding around something that can be best described as a slow, rusty decapitation waiting to happen, this little puppy will speed things up something fierce...

Headless people around the slopes of Norway will thank me for this fine purchase!

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