I BRING YOU LORD VARD STRIP 1! THE WORST WEB COMIC YOU'LL EVER READ! (Well okay that's not true, I've read a couple that were worse, but they were REALLY bad so I don't think that counts)     Heehee, see Lord Vard is the Emperor of the World right He's distributing his EVIL to every corner of his empire! He's mean! He's power hungry! He walks around his mighty castle in his not-so mighty underpants! He eats children! And sometimes the elderly too! Plus! He rides around on a PIG! Ah, so some of you might ask: " ...But Bard, isn't this just a self-biographical comic about your amazing life?" To this I can merely reply ... Yes.