Bard Blog

Ahhhh…the joy of getting this puppy for an unbelievabley small price (only one night of gigolo action! with a girl too!! imagine the luck) can just barely be put into words. Those words would probably end up being something like ‘titsquid’ or ‘nutflop’ seeing as I’m not too good with that sort of stuff. But yes, finally; I got a new board.

After 8 years of riding around something that can be best described as a slow, rusty decapitation waiting to happen, this little puppy will speed things up something fierce…

Headless people around the slopes of Norway will thank me for this fine purchase!